Obama: Alien Socialist Muslim Who May Be The Antichrist As He Acts Like Adolph Hitler

The Erstwhile Conservative is always looking for a new ways to measure Republican intelligence, and fortunately, a Harris poll provided the latest, via The Daily Beast’s John Avlon:

67% of Republicans believe Obama is a socialist.

57% of Republicans believe Obama is a Muslim.

45% of Republicans are birthers.

38% of Republicans say Obama is “doing many of the things Hitler did.”

24% say Obama “may be the Antichrist.” 

So, somewhere between 24% and 67% of Republicans are idiots.

This stuff used to make me laugh.  Now, it’s getting scary.

 

This picture was taken with a special Republican lens. —>  

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  1. Duane,

    Obviously the 24% who believe the president is the Anti-Christ have never watched The Omen 1,11 or 111. (I think there was a 111; I could be wrong about, though. For the longest time I thought Hannity’s America was a homage to Mississippi Burning).

    Damien Thorn was the Anti-Christ and he was eventually killed by Dom Deluise. I’m surprised Republicans don’t want Dom on the fifty dollar bill. I know President Reagan was the cat’s meow, but come on, Dom’s community service surely beats reclassifying ketchup as a vegetable.

    Juan

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  2. Duane Graham

     /  March 23, 2010

    Dom Deluise? I wouldn’t mind having him on the $50 bill myself; it would bring a smile to my face every time I pulled one out of my wallet, which, of course, means I would be frowning most of the time.

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  3. Duane,

    You’re getting awfully good at providing visual accompaniment: a picture is worth a thousand words. I’m embarrassed to admit that I still need a shot of courage before completing the tricky cut-and-paste maneuver. Then again, the shot could be just another excuse to keep a certain Tennessee distillery in business — my version of trickle down economics.

    I forgot to add that Dom slew the Beast with a pizza cutter. It was a very hands-on (and messy) example of good defeating evil. Lord knows the Beast had it coming.

    Juan

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  4. What baffles me is how no one is claiming he’s an alien in the extra-terrestrial sense. Cmon people, I know everyone stopped caring about aliens and UFOs since Photoshop became widely available, but all we need is one persuasive Art Bell fan to get the ball rolling.

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  5. Obama is actually Glenn Beck in disguise. He is such a frickin’ genius, that only the Great Beckster could do such a thing – the PERFECT plot to discredit the D’s.

    And, only the Great Jimster could imagine such a ridiculous conspiracy theory from comic motivations, rather than from the pathetic hatreds and sniveling suspicions of a vast company of sick people illustrated by this poll.

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