Who Is Barack Obama, Really?

Today, via an email, I received some disturbing news:

…none of us knows one single humanizing fact about the history of our own president. Honestly, and this is a personal thing…but it’s niggled at me for ages that no one who ever dated him ever showed up… Nope… not one lady has stepped up and said, “He was soooo shy…” or “What a great dancer!!” Now look at the rest of this… no classmates, not even the recorder for the Columbia class notes ever heard of him….

Does this make you wonder? Ever wonder why no one ever came forward from President Obama’s past saying they knew him, attended school with him, was his friend, etc. ?? Not one person has ever come forward from his past.

VERY, VERY STRANGE.. This should really be a cause for great concern. To those who voted for him, you may have elected an unqualified, inexperienced shadow man… NOBODY REMEMBERS OBAMA AT COLUMBIA… Obama’s photograph does not appear in the school’s yearbook and Obama consistently declines requests to talk about his years at Columbia , provide school records, or provide the name of any former classmates or friends while at Columbia…

It is circulating that according to the U.S. Census, there is only one Barack Obama but 27 Social Security numbers and over 80 aliases. WHAT? The Social Security number he uses now originated in Connecticut where he is never reported to have lived.

No wonder all his records are sealed!

In all of its Trump-inspired concern, the email ended with this:

Please continue sending this out to everyone. Somewhere, someone had to know him in school…Who is Barack Obama, really?          I have my idea…….. how about you?

Wow! I thought.  Like most of you, I knew that Barack Obama was not born in America and that he has stated that he would like to replace our too-bellicose national anthem with, “I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing.

And I knew that he admitted to ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that he was Muslim and that Obama was actually sworn in to office on the Quran, or that because of his “past association” with Bill Ayers he couldn’t even qualify to be his own “bodyguard,” or that the President attended a White House ball dressed as a pimp, with his “ho” Michele by his side.

But I had no idea that no one knew him in college or that he has so many Social Security numbers! I wanted to know more so I visited Snopes.com and learned there is a lot about the President I didn’t know. 

For instance:

♦ There is a video of President Obama admitting to the world that he is not a natural born citizen of the United States.

♦ Barack Obama, Muslim President of the United States, stopped wearing his wedding ring and his wristwatch “in observance of the Islamic holy month of Ramadan” last year.

♦ Obama has healed the sick.

♦ He canceled the National Day of Prayer.

♦ The President, who is the honorary President of the Boy Scouts of America, refuses to sign Eagle Scout awards or life saving awards.

♦ Robert Gibbs, former White House press secretary, was fired for “revealing” that Michele Obama is pregnant.

♦ Obama flew his Portuguese water dog, Bo, to Maine last year on a separate jet.

♦ “BHO” “stripped” the White House decor of the “traditional red, white, and blue,” in favor of “middle eastern” furnishings.

♦ “Barak [sic]Hussein Obama” filed a class-action lawsuit in 1994 against CitiBank, “demanding that loans be made to poor people,” and that is what helped caused the financial crisis.  It’s all Obama’s fault, people!

♦ Hugo Chavez, the socialist president of Venezuela, funded Obama’s 2008 campaign.

♦ A young Barack Obama was a member of the Black Panthers.  (There’s a photo to prove it!)

♦ The Ku Klux Klan endorsed Obama.

♦ Air Force 1’s tail number is N166ER.

♦ Nostradamus actually predicted the 2008 election results, which showed that “the great empire” “will be torn from limb” due to “Power given to the dark one.” Yes, it’s true. Smithsonian scholars said so!

♦ The Book of Revelation indicates that Obama may very well be the anti-Christ, which explains both why he can heal people and canceled the National Day of Prayer. 

♦ And to confirm the previous one, the winning numbers in the Illinois “Pick 3″ lottery the day after the November 4, 2008, election was 6-6-6.

It all makes so much sense now.  Especially since that last one is indisputably true.

 

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  1. Careful Duane! A lot of people might not catch your sarcasm. You could have parts of your article selectively quoted and posted on a website or blog ran by Trump supporters.

    I found your article hilarious and just a little terrifying.

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    • HLG,

      Funny thing, but as I was reading all of those emails on Snopes, I learned that a good many of them started out as spoofs and were modified and turned into real claims. I have received many of them over the last few years, as most people have, and I am continually amazed that some good people still take them at least half-seriously.

      I suppose that’s the point isn’t it?

      Duane

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  2. You forgot that the manger he was born in is in Kenya/Indonesia/anywhere but Hawaii.

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    • Spinny,

      Speaking of Obama’s manger, I have the genuine swaddling clothes that the baby Barack was wrapped in so long ago. I’m thinking of putting them on eBay to get rich. First, though, I need to start out with an email:

      *****************************************************

      BIRTH CLOTHES OF BABY BARACK FOUND IN KENYAN MOSQUE!!!!

      MOMBASA IMAM SMUGGLED THEM OUT OF COUNTRY TO PROVE TO THE WORLD OBAMA IS AUTHENTIC MUSLIM!!!!

      BLOGGER IN MISSOURI HELPED IMAM THROUGH EL PASO TEXAS AND

      NOW IN POSSESSION OF SACRED LINENS!!!!!

      ******************************************************

      Duane

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  3. n l

     /  July 31, 2012

    Here are other things that Obama did and were never brought to the surface of our Republican friends.
    He actually started the tea party, but was banned for being only half of the wrong race.
    He was the mastermind behind the slave trade in America. He got the whities to kill each other off in the civil war. He got the Germans to get the Mexicans to start a fight with America, so the US could attack Germany, as the reason to kill more whities. He also was a relative of Hitlers family, and convinced the Germans to kill those white Jews. And he definitely masterminded 911 with his Muslim brothers, to take out them high flying whities. That damn Obama. We need that Mormon Romney to retaliate agains them Muslims, and destroy those weapons of Mass destruction, that are hidden in Area 51, by them aliens.

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  4. Terminal shock

     /  October 27, 2012

    Just as the gods used WWII to justify an influx of new technologies so will they use the impending pestilence which kills over half the world’s population to justify historical medical advances, including the “cure of aging”, initiating the “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.
    We’ve seen this tactic used recently with AIDS, targetted at homosexuals and blacks in Africa.
    Then, as promised, The End will come with fire::::Global tectonic subduction.

    Anyone the gods role play telepathically or use for positioning in this Situation extensively have a legacy of hurting others. The more they hurt the more eggregious in history their legacy. Considering they tell me my auidence at any one time is nearly half a billion it is not inconceivable Adolph Hitler was reincarnated into the Situation.
    Due to the expansive accumulated audience in this Situation these individuals have now qualified for a legacy of hurting billions of people, and as a result own a very exclusive legacy which will qualify them to be used for the pestilence event which kills half the world’s population:::The monsters of tommarrow.

    The gods behave monsterously in the course of managing Planet Earth, matching our decay, but they demand people be good if you are to have a chance to ascend as a child in a future life.
    Not only is doing the right things important (praying, attoning for your sins, thinking the right way:::accepting humility, modesty, vulnerability), so is avoiding the wrong things important as well:::”Go and sin no more”.
    You NEED active parents who share wisdom to have a real chance to ascend into heaven in a future life, and you MUST be a good parent as well to have that opportunity.

    Before you get angry…Just because you don’t understand what’s going on don’t mean it don’t make no sense.
    1. Punishment is a good thing. It means they care and want you to learn.
    2. For some people it’s too late and the gods don’t want them to change, left to celebrate sin and wallow in this wicked enviornment.

    The dogs are dead.
    And they’re still incurring evil from their prior life(ves).
    Junior Seau is a good example::The real, a 20-something in her next life, making progress, so the gods allow her clone host fake to committ suicide, allowing her off the hook incurring evil in her prior life. AND close the restaurant, her legacy in capitalism.
    Al Davis should be so lucky.

    The antients will offer clues with press releases, most recently about arsenic in rice. Asian herbal therapy may account for this cancer risk but typically not in whites, a reminder to eat within your own culture as well. Recall years ago the gods released a similar report about arsenic in apples. It’s no coincidence our grossly disfavored culture feed our candidates (children) with all manners of apple products.

    I want to remind you all of the problem of 10 year-old prepubescent girls being prostituted in the inner cities of America.
    Why is it I am the only person who has any urgency to stop this?:::Because it is deliberate!!! The gods will give them all the rope they need.

    There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture, which was designed and promoted with the god’s tools to achieve their Apocalyptic goals, screamed racism when there was a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
    In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
    And this is the reason why people of color are not welcome in the United States. The gods control everything:::The perception they want to create, the thoughts they want you to have.
    People of color can’t recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
    To further illustrate this is why California’s educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.

    The gods placed us all into our own corners of the globe. As such for thousands of years we spent time and reproduced with out own kind.
    This is why mobilty/travel, biracial unions/offspring and partaking of other cultures is a sin::::
    Each has it’s own elements of disfavor, and by experiencing other cultures you are being exposed to these disfavors, which if people may adopt will make their state even worse than prior.
    The United States has been considered a “melting pot” where rejects from around the world were sent when kicked out of their motherland.
    Remember, this concept of cultural diversity is an element of the liberal platform the gods used to promote societal decay, revealed on the map with the “beast” that is the SanFranciscoBayArea and the spread of social deterioration that spread to the rest of the country and eventually to the entire globe.

    Don’t forget the lessons the ‘ole white preacher taught:::Dancing is a sin.
    The gods used the liberal tool to ridicule away so many taboos, paving the way for the decay of society and ultimately the End Times::::::
    Black behavior was controlled by the KKK. Men’s behavior was controlled by marriage for thousands of years.
    When married by 15 men never gained the taste of promiscuity. Once the gods used the budding liberalism tool the men set the tone for the deteriorating enviornment centered around their gross disfavor.
    Women’s relinquishing control of pre-arranged marriage will be what costs mankind everything in The End. It’s all their fault. The Apocalypse, Rapture, the End Times is women’s fault. Men are pigs, essentially just primally responsive disfavored beings who if given the freedom will abuse based on the impulses the god’s push them into. Whereas under pre-arranged marriage this behavior was contained now the promiscuous fraternity house epitomizes the pinnicle of what a “real man” should be like. And sadly the women fall into line.
    The end of the world is because of the females.

    As with so many things in this life “less is more”. Sex is one of those things. They used the liberal age to promote casual “free” sex intentionally::Combined with “women’s lib” and their initiation into the “trenches” of the workplace as well as other issues like alcohol consumption the people experienced a mass masculinization of the females.
    The gods use sex as temptation. This is why the most disfavored among us are preoccupied with it. While some may feel being well-endowed is a sign of favor the truth is just the opposite. And often the result is misogyny, a belittling of the favored gender, and stagnation of the people as a whole.
    Less is more. When young women experience passing thoughts which say you’re doing something wrong instead of fighting or dismissing the thought you should heed the warning. Sadly in today’s world too many experience prolonged periods of promiscuity in their lives, whereas if married by 15 like throughout human history this disfavor was avoided.
    Don’t forget:::It is children who ascend into heaven, and the absence of sexual activity is one reason. Their general innocence is another, which should help you see the destructive nature of adult life in today’s society.

    Ronald Reagan spent the communist block into submission with defense buildup, and in the process increased the National debt from $1 trillion in 1980 to $6 trillion when he left office.
    W charged both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to the national debt, honest numbers to come.
    The gods used W to initiate the “Great Recession” with deliberate legislation/regulation changes, allowing the sub-prime fiasco and corporate irresponsibility/criminal behavior which led to the multi-trillion dollar stimulous package, pocketted by Republican friends and donors::::$5 trillion charged to the National credit card.
    This corruption is one element of evil in the party of good. War mongering is another.
    Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t::::With the Democrats you subscribe to social decay via liberlism, which WILL lead to the Apocalypse. Republicans are being used by the gods to bankrupt the United States, ultimately motivating people to the point of “desperation prayer” once anarchy presides::::Punishment designed to correct your behavior.

    The gods behave monsterously in the course of managing Planet Earth but they demand people be good if you are to have a chance to ascend in a future life.
    Not only is doing the right things important (praying, attoning for your sins, thinking the right way:::accepting humility, modesty, vulnerability), so is avoiding the wrong things important as well:::”Go and sin no more”.
    You NEED active parents who share wisdom to have a real chance to ascend into heaven in a future life, and you MUST be a good parent as well to have that opportunity. Once your children have been raised something changes, something has been decided about you. This is exactly that.

    god won’t heal amputees because they deserve it.
    They deserve it.
    In a former life they were sick monsters who thought they were “earning” by hurting others, perhaps Italian shit like the filth who did the legwork setting up WorldWarII (revenge on enemies, ex:German invasion of dying Roman Empire) and destroying Planet Earth’s “Old Worlds”. The gods had their real reason behind this::The “leveling of the playing field” in preparation for the Apocalypse. In addition the gods used Italians to prey upon blacks:::Slavery, crack epidemic, gangland wars, AIDS in Africa, celebrating pimping/prostitution of pre-pubescent girls, etc.
    Too many of you think the gods like you. In fact they have been shooting at the target on your foreheads for centuries. Want to understand the god’s sadistic pathology??:::The gods made bondage up to black Americans with exclusion (oppression, KKK, rouge cops):::100 years of protection from this wicked white punishment known as the USA. You got 100 extra years before the shit hit the fan and decency began to deteriorate hard.
    california was different because California is The Beast. This is where the gods placed the most disfavored. They are not entitled to the god’s extra help.

    The gods have positioned this Situation to look good. They destroyed lives just so they would look good in the public eye. Denying they ruined my childhood entitled them to destroy my health, making my loss complete. They deliberately exceed the deserved abuse in me and others and created bitterness to ensure people fail to recover from their loss.
    “We’ll make it up to you.”::::”We really like you. Everybdy esle got only 1000 years (with Jesus on Earth). You got 10,000. We really like you.”
    If people understood they’d see what vicious, depraved shit the gods can be. They pick someone out to use for their purpose and follow through with the agenda they scripted long, long ago whether in the wrong or not.

    “That’s your alternate.”:::The sole element of disfavor in the next Garden of Eden, setting our new planet on a collision course with an Apocalypse.
    Guess it’s better than the KKK.
    Had to fuck my chances up first though, hun? Stack the deck so hard the cards had to fall in one certain direction?
    All these years you could have allowed organic growth of the Situation, but since I would have earned a legacy you’d be compelled to grant me a minimum amount of time. But your compulsion for control (anal) compells you to create the freedom necessary to accomplish your preferred strategy:::Minimizing your culpability. And since you have absolute power there is little chance of any other senario occurring.

    The god’s goal is to create the freedom necessary to justify employing their strategy. German 5th century invasion enabled WWII, Moorish invasion of Italy justified black misery.
    The gods don’t fight fair. Their positioning is a good example, because you will have to negotiate this theater to succeed. THEN the gods will begin their tactics which will be revealed as unfair.
    So many of you invested your whole lives believing “earning” through being evil was the way. When you learn you were hurting yourselves instead of helping yourselves, when you realize you will be punished HARD if you choose to reclaim your chance you too will understand loss.
    The antients created freedom through future health issues. Early was dental isses they prevented from being treated professionally to prepare for inevitable ROger Ebert surgury. Wicked, black heart.

    Anyone the gods role play telepathically or use for positioning in this Situation extensively have a legacy of hurting others, the more they hurt the more eggregious in history their legacy. Considering they tell me my auidence at times is in the hundreds of millions it is not inconceivable Adolph Hitler was reincarnated into the Situation.

    The gods used the Black Plaugue to motivate Europeans to pray hard and ascend before Christianity ruined European cultures.
    “Virgin” Mary was a hooker and Jesus’s legacy was as a pimp. Mary Magdeline was the woman who made his money for him on the street:::Hedonistic, wicked Mediterreanean hammered by the gods with Noah’s Flood. This is why the gods used this region to launch the Beginning of The End.
    I will bet you this is the truth. He didn’t associate with that prostitute because he was a good guy. That woman made his money for him. And you Christians pray to this monster. You are chumps the gods play for fools.

    If you must chose an organized religion Judism is the best choice. Remember::You’re not there to socialize. Don’t let that tactic cost you; everywhere are people whom the gods have convinced they are “earning”. Even a house of god.
    Temptation has misled you into wickedness:::You’re all going the wrong way, misled by the deception that is our society.

    Repeatedly the gods warned against eating fish. Not shellfish, mind you, for organinisms like crab and lobster have a consciousness of power, one where they can and do defend themselves (clams/muscles bottom feeder toxic filters).
    Any Catholic can attest shellfish on Fridays during lent was like “cheating”, for the gods hold Catholics in condemnation and compell them to hurt themselves as severely as possible.
    But typical fish exhibit a consciousness of constant fear and escape from preditors. This is why the gods like women/girls. And as our envionrment changes, the antients position the masses to be increasingly under control of Artificial Intelligence, this risk of rape dissipates, giving the gods freedom to alter their attitudes towards the female gender and therefore the people as a whole.
    Equality. Be careful what you ask for.
    The leveling of the playing field.
    Of course they also say “croutons are evil”, so anyone who would make such an innane statement is fucked in the head. Unfortunate for us they are in charge of the universe.

    Misotheism is the “hatred of God” or “hatred of the gods” (from the Greek adjective µ?s??e?? “hating the gods”, a compound of µ?s?? “hatred” and ?e?? “god”). In some varieties of polytheism, it was considered possible to inflict punishment on gods by ceasing to worship them. Thus, Hrafnkell, protagonist of the eponymous Icelandic saga set in the 10th century, as his temple to Freyr is burnt and he is enslaved states that “I think it is folly to have faith in gods”, never performing another sacrifice, a position described in the sagas as goðlauss “godless”. Jacob Grimm in his Teutonic Mythology observes that:
    A related concept is dystheism (Greek d?s?e?? “ungodly”), the belief that a god is not wholly good, and is possibly evil.

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