Of Course We Know You Were Born and Raised Here Because You’re As Pure And White As The Wind-Driven Snow!

If you ever wondered why Mitt Romney won’t swat away that pesky dung fly named Donald Trump, now you know. Romney said today:

No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised!

Yippy! Now it is official: Mitt Romney has finally become ONE OF THEM.

And the crowd erupted in orgasmic delight.

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  1. Dave Reed

     /  August 24, 2012

    What a complete asshole…..and that’s being kind.


  2. writer89

     /  August 24, 2012

    Yes, he was born in Michigan (I’m a life-long resident), but it’s hard to believe he’s really George Romney’s son. Can you hear that whirring sound?


  3. And the significance I submit is less in the fact that Mitt said it than in the crowd’s reaction. We have met the enemy and he is us.


  4. Jane Reaction

     /  August 26, 2012

    Dave, no reason to be kind to assholes.


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