My First Prayer For Tr-mp, Long Overdue

As the outrages pile up, as the lies multiply like maggots, as the cruelty and corruption runneth over, I thought I should get back, at least for a moment, to my biblical roots and, well, do as the Bible says (I Timothy) and pray “for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.”

But what to pray? Where can I find the words in these trying times? What abyss of wisdom can I plumb to get this right?

Because so many people who are enabling the outrages and lies and cruelty and corruption are themselves hard-core Bible believers (especially you, Jefferson Beauregard), it makes sense to turn to the Bible, right?

Right.

And I don’t know about you, but when I need a comforting nudge from the scripture, a dose of godliness and holiness, a foundation on which to build a powerful prayer, I don’t turn to the nansy-pansy 23rd Psalm, what with its “green pastures” and “still waters” and “goodness and mercy” encouragement. I go right to the heart of the matter, Psalm 137, which ends with a virile, broad-shouldered passage clearly approved by Mike Pence and clearly appropriate for the kind of virile, broad-shouldered group of “leaders” we have today.

Psalm 137 first expresses the sadness that the Israelites felt after being conquered by King Nebuchadnezzar and deported to the Babylonian state about 2600 years ago:

By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept when we remembered Zion.

After weeping by the Tigris and Euphrates, the Israelites got down to business. The Psalm ended with what I will, in the name of virtuous Bible-quoters like Jeff Sessions and Mike Pence, adopt as my sardonically heartfelt prayer—blessed by the Good Book—for Tr-mp and his enablers in the Republican Congress (some of them who have been visiting their friends in Russia) on this challenging day:

Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction,
    happy is the one who repays you
    according to what you have done to us.
Happy is the one who seizes your infants
    and dashes them against the rocks.

Amen.

Word just came out that Scott Pruitt has resigned. You’re welcome.

2 Comments

  1. RDG,

    I assume that Pruitt’s next gig will be playing himself on the reboot of “Arrested Development”.

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    • JIM WHEELER

       /  July 6, 2018

      My first thought was a part in Scrooge, but not so. Scrooge was redeemable.

      Liked by 1 person

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